Hey y'all! It's still Jamie right now because Elmo is off visiting Mars for two weeks. This coming weekend, I'll be leaving to go to college. Okay, maybe not, but I really will be at a university. I'm not entirely sure if I'll have access to a computer, so Elmo will have to see if she can get a wi fi signal while she is on Mars.
Ways to Stay Cool in the Very INTENSE Heat
- Stay Inside - Everyone who follows this rule is a LOSER! Go outside, losers!
- Eat Ice Cream in Large Quantities - This is probably going to be the best rule ever invented...until you get sick, then it won't be too fun. But until then, get your spoons ready!
- Go Outside, But Stay in the Shade and Don't Run Around a Lot - Once again, this rule is for LOSERS!!! Hello? You're all hyped up off ice cream! Run out the energy!
- Swimming - Actually, swimming is a really good idea because, unless the water is 100 degrees, it's hard to be too warm when you're swimming around and you're even using up some energy! (gasps)
- Wear Sunglasses - Come on, everyone knows that all the cool people wear sunglasses. So, wear sunglasses! Be cool!
Samuel was out for a walk when it started to rain. He did not have an umbrella and he wasn't wearing a hat. His clothes were soaked, yet not a single hair on his head got wet. How could this happen?
Find out the answer in a few days!
Okay, you've probably noticed that all the font is the same size. Well, obviously, last week, I had some issues with the font sizes so I decided to leave them alone this week.
Ladedah!
Jamie
Okay, today is Friday the 18th! The answer to the riddle is that Sam was bald! Get it? haha.
Anyway, I would also like to announce that this post was number 99 and that means that when Elmo comes back, she will have the honor of being post 100!!! Yeah Elmo!
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